I need to create two separate categories on my phone: "people who I don't mind hearing from" and "drunken idiots who got my number from the community".
bentflame: (mild irritation)
Why would someone give me gifts and want to go places with me when he very well knows that I'm not exactly found of him? Especially considering how, despite what he says, it's been clear that he's not very fond of me, either?

This is why I hate people.
I'm not crazy. Anyone who really knows me knows I'm not crazy, and anyone who thinks I'm crazy is--

I couldn't do HALF of what I do if I were insane! I don't think anyone knows the meaning of the word. They throw it around because they want to rile me up, but it doesn't mean anything.

If I were really crazy I'd be dead by now.
I'm going on vacation.

Does anyone want to come?
[Heeeeeeeere's Azula having a good old-fashioned freak-out-- storming around her room, throwing fire, smashing a few things, and probably scaring the servants half to death]

[she's also ranting like crazy (... okay, pun intended) and even crying a little bit; basically, all of her frustrations/anger/~*emo*~/etc. about Ozai, Ty Lee, the Fire Nation, the community, and EVERYTHING are coming out right now]

[A few relevant words may be audible here and there (idk what, it doesn't really matter; make shit up if you want), but mostly all that can be heard is:]

It's not fair; it's not fair; IT'S NOT FAIR!
Nothing bad is going to happen ever again.

I'll make sure of it.

{VOICE}

Jan. 23rd, 2010 06:50 pm
{LOCKED TO THE JOKER} )

[She lets out a shaky-sounding breath, but when she actually speaks, her voice is completely stable]

I heard that some old members are coming back, without their memories-- Tony Stark, and so on. Is this true?
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just renounce people entirely.

[OOC: Reference. ♥]
I've been here for over a year and a half, but this month is the first time I'm going to actually be celebrating an off-world holiday (either "Christmas" or "Hanukkah"; I actually don't know which it is). There's a reason for that, of course-- there are very few reasons why I would go to some other world to celebrate a holiday that I have no connection to. As interesting as some of your worlds may be, I haven't found any that even manage to come close to my own.

{LOCKED TO TY LEE} )

I need gift ideas.
It seems the viruses have all ended, but just to make sure, I have a few questions.

- ShinRa, do you still want me to be your flower girl?
- Italy, are you still capable of knowing any three-syllable words?
- Sylar, are you still drunk enough to slip up and admit that you want to kill me and cut my head open?
- Lisa, do you still think that we're your children and that Dr. House is your husband?
- Karen, are you going to stay away from me?
- And to the community at large, are you the correct gender, species, and age?

If my assessment is wrong and I'm affected by another one tomorrow, I really am going to kill something.

OOC: I'll get to my relationship meme stuff when I get home! 8) Those responses take longer than tags/spamming other people for their character's opinions, so I'll do it when I'm not doing other work on the side sob.
[A huff]

... There had to be a holiday today.

[She's hidden away in her room because the virus!pregnancy's started showing lol]
For Lisa those of you who haven't figured it out yet, my current condition cannot be blamed on anything but the virus. Let me reiterate: I did not do what you all think that I did.

As for the rest of you-- put some clothes on before you make a video post. Thank you.
I want any and all information on [livejournal.com profile] future_games, the man who claims he can paint people's futures.

{LOCKED TO CUDDY AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HELPED HER BREAK OUT OF PRISON BACK IN MAY} )

OOC: Reference!
Isn't Christmas over a month away? Why is everyone talking about it already?

It's all over Earth, too. I never bothered to ask last year; is it a national or a worldwide holiday?
For those of you hanging around on the main community, don't any of you dare tell--

[She stops suddenly, with a sharp intake of breath; there's a low growl of anger at herself for feeling the way she does, and she suddenly SLAMS her fist down on her desk with a loud bang]

[Then she remembers to switch off the audio 8)]


Don't any of you dare say anything. Is that clear?

...

Dr. Cuddy, I want to talk t-- I wish to speak with you when you get home from work.
[Have an Azula wearing red harem pants and a loose tunic-style shirt (this is video because she wants to show off her new clothes, OF COURSE), and looking to be in a better mood than she's been in recently (NO MORE WHINING, YAY)]

So as it turns out, I did go shopping last weekend. It wasn't as difficult as I had expected to find Earth-style clothes that I like, and I suppose--

[Suddenly Rachel starts making some cute happy gurgling noises offscreen; Azula gives the crib a quick, slightly irritated glance]

Hush.

As I was saying, I suppose it makes sense to wear Earth clothing during the times that I'm on Earth; I was getting quite sick of people asking me if I was dressed up for a play. And they never seemed to like the answers I ga--

[And she's cut off again, this time by herself, as she starts to sneeze six, seven, eight times in rapid succession]

... Ugh. That's disgusting.

[Winter colds are a bitch when your body's not used to the climate 8)]
bentflame: (relaxed)
Three nights in a row. It's always the noose too; can't my dreams at least let me die heroically?

It's all that other Zuko's fault.

I'm glad I'm not the type to get scared or wake up screaming or something ridiculous like that; that would just be pathetic.


How many of you have been threatened with death? Furthermore, were you afraid, or did you actually do something about it?

And Dr. Cuddy, are we still going shopping this weekend?
[She's lounging on the couch at Cuddy's house, looking pissy and maybe vaguely unsettled-- she's just musing to herself, really, but letting it record because she wants to brag about how awesome the Fire Nation is]

Gotham was a waste of time. I don't even know if he had a purpose in wanting me to come, but whatever it was, he didn't accomplish it.

[Shifting a little, fully facing the camera now]

It's ridiculous how many worlds let their criminals run free. The Fire Nation has relatively little crime, because insane people are institutionalized and other offenders are either locked up or executed. It's ironic how many people here are so quick to denounce us for our worthy and justified war, while saying nothing about other worlds' lazy law enforcement and idle governments.

[This next part is muttered under her breath]

If he does anything like that I suppose I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.

OOC: Reference (which is NSFW, and contains descriptions of child torture), particularly the thread where Crane is threatening to mail nasty stuff to Cuddy. Azula doesn't really care much about the kid or anyone else in that entry, of course. 8(
[Azula is lying in a hospital bed in the Fire Nation, looking angry and indignant-- she winces slightly from the pain as she moves her hand back from turning the recorder on]

Everyone here should stop lying to me; I don't see why I should believe anyone at all. That one man says he's my father, but then another man tells me he isn't. They say my mother died in childbirth, but then another woman claims that she is my mother. You tell me I'm the leader of a country, but then another man tells me I'm his servant, kidnaps me from my hospital room, and kicks my stitches out.

[Breathing heavily from her rant, she leans back against her pillow and closes her eyes for a moment]

I'd prefer to go back to that other hospital. They at least seemed competent and sane.

OOC: Ozai kidnapped her from her hospital room. 8) He DID kick her in the side and cause her newly-made stitches to come undone, but then he had the palace doctor do them up again. OBVIOUSLY HE'S THE BEST DAD EVER Y/Y
bentflame: (frown)
The leaves are changing color in New Jersey, and some of them are falling off the trees. I've heard of this phenomenon, of course-- it happens in the northern Earth Kingdom, among other places-- but I've never actually seen it for myself until now. Is it common on Earth worlds?

... It's also getting colder; I can especially tell at night. Does it snow on Earth, too?

OOC: I AM GOING TO COMMENT ON EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S LOVE MEME THREAD as well as (hopefully) help with activity check verifications, but right I'm stuck with a pile of homework and can't multitask with anything more involved than tagging. DX But this evening you're all going to get spammed; I WILL CIRCLE YOUR JERKS (jerk your circles?) SO HARD YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU. 8|

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