{FAILED LOCK FROM ERIDAN} dated to after the virus ends

[bentflame]

... Are all the trolls the same age? One told me that they had "reached their fifth wiggling day", whatever that means, and that that meant that they were between nine and twelve in human years.






I didn't just spend three days dating a nine-year-old, did I?

Comments

[flammatory]

Crazy things happen, so I'm not supposed to get surprised anymore? Yeah, right. I can hardly adjust to the idea of you dating in the first place, much less a nine year old.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It turns out he wasn't actually nine.

[flammatory]

What was he? Who is this guy, anyway?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

A troll, not that you have the right to know.

[flammatory]

Get over it. I can still be curious.

Which one?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And I can block you for being nosy and rude.

[flammatory]

Go ahead. It's not like this is an important conversation, right?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

At least you understand that.

Why does it matter which one it was?

[flammatory]

[Because he likes to keep tabs on his sister. Zuko goes with an answer she might actually accept instead.]

There's been a lot of them showing up lately; I thought I should figure them out a little in case something comes up.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't see why anything coming up would affect you.

[flammatory]

You never know. Better to be prepared. Even you can't argue with that!

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean I have to help you prepare. Do it on your own.