{FAILED LOCK FROM ERIDAN} dated to after the virus ends

[bentflame]

... Are all the trolls the same age? One told me that they had "reached their fifth wiggling day", whatever that means, and that that meant that they were between nine and twelve in human years.






I didn't just spend three days dating a nine-year-old, did I?

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't see why anything coming up would affect you.

[flammatory]

You never know. Better to be prepared. Even you can't argue with that!

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean I have to help you prepare. Do it on your own.