{FAILED LOCK FROM ERIDAN} dated to after the virus ends

[bentflame]

... Are all the trolls the same age? One told me that they had "reached their fifth wiggling day", whatever that means, and that that meant that they were between nine and twelve in human years.






I didn't just spend three days dating a nine-year-old, did I?

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Well. That's better than I thought, then.

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was unusual. I'm just glad he wasn't nine.

And the idea that all violence is bad is silly, anyway. Sometimes it's necessary. Good, even.

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, it's... young. For humans, anyway. And even if you're twelve to thirteen in human years I'm still a bit older than that.

Whose legs did he chainsaw off?

[clapifyoubullieve]

wE'RE, uHH, aLL ABOUT THE SAME AGE, mOSTLY,
sIX SWEEPS, wHICH, i GUESS, wOULD BE TWELVE HUMAN YEARS OR POSSIBLY SOMETHING CLOSE TO THAT,

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

So Kanaya said. At least you're not nine.

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know him. Why did you take off his legs?

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[clapifyoubullieve]

yEAH,

uMM, aZULA,
cAN i ASK YOU SOMETHING,

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Is this because he's paralyzed?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[carryarifle.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Seventeen.

[clapifyoubullieve]

tHE FACT THAT YOU'RE ASKING THIS,
iS IT POSSIBLY BECAUSE, iT WAS A VIRUS,

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It was. A very awkward one.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH,
oH WOW,

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It happens sometimes here.

[clapifyoubullieve]

oH NO, i KNOW,
i JUST, uHH,
wOW, tHAT IS, rEALLY GOOD TO HEAR,

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[though she's kind of started to have an idea why]

[carryarifle.livejournal.com]

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[clapifyoubullieve]

yEAH,
i MEAN, uHH,
bECAUSE, iT WAS REALLY SUDDEN AND, mAYBE YOU HADN'T TALKED TO HIM MUCH OR GOTTEN TO KNOW HIM, rEALLY, sO,