{LOCKED FROM LADY EBOSHI}

... This was worse than the virus where I had a husband (at my age!)- and trust me, that is saying quite a lot. First I was training an attack dog (which, given the nature of the virus, was probably another person)- really, it's not like I would actually do such a thing myself; that's what servants are for, after all. As if that wasn't ridiculous enough, I was then turned into a wolf, and forced to "care" for the aforementioned dog. And to top it all off, I was wounded by that vile, treacherous Eboshi woman.

This will not be happening again.

And I hope those nurses at this infernal hospital don't think I can't hear what they say about me. I'd hate to think I'm being attended to by people who are stupid as well as incompetent.