{VOICE POST}

[bentflame]

[Her voice is strained]

This can't be real; this is ridiculous. This--

Somebody tell Lisa to give me painkillers or something. NOW.

OOC: Okay SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO GIVE BIRTH OBVIOUSLY, but this is the last day of the pregnancy virus for Azula! Tomorrow and Sunday she'll be affected by the Eros Day virus. 8)

Comments

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Azula-san!

{VOICE}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... What?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, what? Even if you're a giant jerk who wants to take over the world, people can be concerned about you getting hurt, you know!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I wasn't hurt.

[pandorabox]

Are you actually--?!

{VOICE}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I--

[pandorabox]

Azula, you don't need painkillers, you need a hospital!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's not happening!

[pandorabox]

Sounds like it is!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

There's nothing coming ou--

... It just hurts.

[pandorabox]

At least we know it's a virus now. No pregnancy lasts six days.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

We knew it was a virus to begin with.

[pandorabox]

Could have been real.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

How so?

[pandorabox]

You're the one who said you were engaged.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That comes after the marriage.

[pandorabox]

You weren't married last time.

[philoxidizes]

Ah... perhaps you should go to a hospital just for access to the painkillers, even if it is a phantom pregnancy.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It just-- hurts. That's all.

I need Lisa.

[iknowucan]

Azula! Um, take deep breaths! That's what you're supposed to do, right???

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not giving birth.

[iknowucan]

W-Well, it doesn't matter! If your body is thinking you are you should act like you are!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I just want painkillers.

[iknowucan]

Can you make it to a medicine cabinet? People usually have Advil there but then again you might need really strong stuff so you might need a hospital.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not getting up.