{VOICE POST}

[bentflame]

[She sounds tired]

This is the fourth day of this virus, and so if the timeline is anything like the others, it should be the last. Of course, I think it's clear that this is not like other viruses. Even though my experience hasn't been all that abnormal so far, it's possible that--

[Suddenly she lets out a very undignified-sounding gasp, and there's a shattering of glass as she drops the teacup she was holding]

[Audio out]

OOC: lol the bb is kicking her and it's freaking her out 8| AND ANY REPLIES WILL BE FORWARD-DATED A LITTLE because she's going to go see if she can bum around in Cuddy's office.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

This should be absolute proof that it's not a normal pregnancy, if the "biologically impossible" argument didn't already sway people.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

Well, unless you're some kind of really big gerbil.

If it's already that far along, think this place is gonna make you pop it out before the virus ends?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Really big what?

It had better not.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

A gerbil! They're kind of the size of hamsters, and they have really fast pregnancies. Not quite this fast though.

Well, uh...I guess a kid isn't that bad? I mean, you're rich and all you can foist it off on a nanny or something.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't know what a hamster is, either.

I don't need an heir yet. I'm not even married; there would be a scandal.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

Well, uh, hold on.



That's a gerbil! They fit in the palm of your hand.


Well...I mean, if this place makes you have a baby, there's gonna be a scandal either way.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... I don't think it needs saying that I'm not a rodent.

This place is not going to make me have a baby. And even if it did, I'd just give it away to someone on another world.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you'd be an adorable rodent?

Really? Someone would just...take your baby? Who from this place is that...charitable?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not adorable.

Who knows? Dr. Cuddy likes kids and she has a tendency to adopt people from the community. And I'm sure there are others who'd want babies as well, especially in lieu of having me>/i> raise it.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

I meant Gerbils are adorable. I guess you'd be kind of a fiery, angry, bitey gerbil.

Ah. I guess they figure you'd be a crummy mom, huh?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be any sort of gerbil at all.

I guess so.

[x-macattack-x.livejournal.com]

Not much for imagination, huh?

I don't know. You'd be a bit strict, maybe. But that's not really 'bad.'

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not in this case.

Of course I wouldn't be bad. The people here just don't have a very favorable impression of me, that's all.