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[bentflame]

Whoever was trying to cause trouble for me on that Gossip Girl post yesterday really should reveal themselves. Are you really so afraid of what I'm going to do to you?

I'm not insane. I don't need help. She's not being irresponsible by letting me stay at her house.

All of you are foolish; unworthy; pathetic. Every single one of you.

OOC: Reference!

Comments

it's so cute XD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... You're joking.

Honestly, I don't really care if I find out who they are. I just want them to stop butting in and telling other people how to handle me.

[iknowucan]

Why would I be joking?

If someone's giving, uh, well I guess parenting advice works, on how to deal with you or whatever, then maybe they're just worried about you and whoever they're talking to? And besides, it shouldn't matter unless you think the person is going to listen to them!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because that was one of the most ridiculous offers I've ever gotten here. And I was once asked out for drinks by a middle-aged man.

... "Parenting advice". Really.

And how was I supposed to know whether or not she would have listened to them?

[iknowucan]

Ew, gross. but no, I'm really serious. Why's it ridiculous?

IDK, it seemed like the best response. Friendship-advice? Whatever you want it to be called.

If you know the person well enough, you should know!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because I don't know you, nor do I need someone to talk to.

She isn't my friend.

That's not the way things work.

[iknowucan]

Yeah, I know you don't know me, but you seem like you have a lot of stuff going on and sometimes talking to someone helps, even when you don't know them or anything. I mean, I used to rant to people on anonymous message boards all the time, it was really relieving to have people talking me through stuff.

Oh... IDK who you're talking about really, so I can't give you anything better.

Yeah it is! Don't be negative, man!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That is really pathetic.

Then where did you get the word "parenting" from?

Not in the real world.

[iknowucan]

Maybe, but it helped, and that's all that really matters!

It sounded like a parent-teenager spat. "Handling" and all that stuff.

Maybe not in your real world, but I think we can safely agree that there are a bunch of worlds where it's possible to know your friends!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Right.

Who said I was having a spat with anyone? I wasn't arguing with the person they were talking to.

I don't have friends.

[iknowucan]

You're fighting with whoever said anything about you to anyone, and you won't tell me who the person was, annnnd you just said you don't have any friends so I go back to my original statement of parental issues! Even though I really don't think you don't have any friends. Everyone has friends.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I didn't tell you who the person was because it never came up, not because it's some big secret. And I know that the anonymous commenter wasn't one of my parents, which blows your "parental issues" theory out of the water.

And for the record, plenty of people don't have friends. I'm above that sort of thing.

[iknowucan]

I meant that the person the anonymous was commenting to was your parent, but I guess that's not right either.

It definitely can't be your personality that makes you friendless.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Ah. Hm.

Very funny.

[iknowucan]

Sorry, I can get a little catty when people keep acting like they don't have friends. I honestly just can't see how you don't have anyone you consider a friend!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I told you, I'm above friendship.

[iknowucan]

Why do you say that?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because it's true?

[iknowucan]

Yeah, okay, even saying it is true, why is it?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because "friendship" is pointless, and it encourages you to be weak and rely on others, as well as trust too much.

god the temptation to music cue at her is overwhelming

[iknowucan]

Wow, you're really cynical. It's okay to let people in, you know!

asdfjk oh god

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It really isn't.

[voice] i told you, overwhelming 8(

[iknowucan]

Well, even if you don't want friends...

♪ Oh, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Girl, you've got a friend in me! ♬

OH MY GOD A++

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

...

What are you doing?

she's just lucky he isn't there to like. make her dance. :)

[iknowucan]

[OBLIVIOUS]

♪ You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We'll stick together and we'll see it through
You've got a friend in me!♬

pffft oh god

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Stop singing.