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[bentflame]

It seems my father has recently run afoul of one of the gods of the community. Because of their utter lack of creativity and originality, he has, unfortunately, suffered the same fate as many of many other members at this time, and been turned into an animal. Therefore, I have crowned myself acting Fire Lord until this mess has been cleared up. Anyone who wishes to do business with the Fire Nation, or to speak to its ruler for any reason at all, will come to me and only me.

As far as our citizens know, Fire Lord Ozai is deathly ill and being taken care of by a secret team of highly specialized doctors. No one is being told exactly where he is, but my people are confident that he is in good hands and will make an eventual recovery. Despite his absence, our situation is far from weakened and vulnerable, and if anyone is entertaining the idea of attempting to attack during this time, I can assure you that I have things perfectly under control and that you would fail.

That is all.

OOC: ... No, she's not exactly running around looking for an opportunity to have him changed back. DX She's absolutely loving this.

Comments

{LOCKED} Because Azula wouldn't be happy if it wasn't

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is too good. What is he?

...Does this make me acting Fire Lady? Or do I have wait til Ozai's not the Fire Lord?

Re: {LOCKED}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Technically, it's not really good, Ty Lee. You wouldn't say that sort of thing in public, would you? It's treasonous talk.

... You want to be Fire Lady?

Re: {LOCKED}

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

..Well, yeah. You're right. But you gotta admit, it's kinda funny.

...Didn't you say you were going to make me Fire Lady once?

Re: {LOCKED}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Perhaps.

When we were children, yes.

Re: {LOCKED}

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

What is he?

So, uh...does this mean I'm still just your best friend? Not that I'm complaining.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Welcome.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You'll be dealt with.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure.

Now, why don't you kill him? Isn't that what your family likes to do?

She's not giving you anything, Eris XD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. He's the Fire Lord. Such an act would be treasonous.

Pfff she doesn't care.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Your point?

[pandorabox]

Oh so that's it? Ha! Now you just need to be turned into an animal and my day will be made!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's not going to happen.

[pandorabox]

Too bad, would have been hilarious.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[pandorabox]

C'mon, you know it would have been!

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

...No, it wouldn't.

[pandorabox]

C'mon, it would be!

[thelastsolidor.livejournal.com]

I hope that he recovers quickly.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[thelastsolidor.livejournal.com]

Do the healers know what is ailing him?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I haven't actually employed healers, of course. That's simply what we're telling the citizens, to avoid chaos and confusion.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm sure this is extremely distressing for you.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I'm certainly competent, and I do have advisors.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Do you have a sarcasm advisor?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I often ignore sarcasm.