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[bentflame]

I just had the most interesting conversation with my stalker, during which I made it clear that if she shows up at my house again with the intention of causing me bodily harm, I will be armed and ready. I have had extensive training in dealing with firearms, and am an excellent shot.

I suggest that anyone who values her health and safety should advise her to keep her distance.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

A delusional girl who's convinced that she's my girlfriend.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Your girlfriend? That sounds like one of those scare stories in the teen magazines Shiho reads at practice!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What does? The stalking bit, or the idea of girlfriends in general?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

The stalking! I know people have girlfriends.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And how was I supposed to know that?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Because, usually, people have common sense!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Here? Not really.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

It can't be that bad.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You obviously haven't been here for very long. Just wait, in a few months you'll have near-strangers claiming to be romantically involved with you, too.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

What!? No way! That's impossible!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It really isn't.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

I can't believe this...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

What?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, nothing.

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

It's obviously not nothing...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why are you so interested?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Because you're secretly laughing at me!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Now, now, what makes you think that?

[cannotbelieve.livejournal.com]

Maybe because it's you.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm hurt. Really.