bentflame ([personal profile] bentflame) wrote2009-01-17 09:09 pm

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I just had the most interesting conversation with my stalker, during which I made it clear that if she shows up at my house again with the intention of causing me bodily harm, I will be armed and ready. I have had extensive training in dealing with firearms, and am an excellent shot.

I suggest that anyone who values her health and safety should advise her to keep her distance.

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You have a stalker?

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
She thinks she's my girlfriend.

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
And who is she?

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Some delusional girl from another world.

He's supposed to be on Alizé world but...hush! >_>

[identity profile] clockmaster.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have an stalker?

[identity profile] clockmaster.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Let me guess, Ty Lee again?

Wow that virus is long.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately.

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Who would stalk you?

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
A delusional girl who's convinced that she's my girlfriend.

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Your girlfriend? That sounds like one of those scare stories in the teen magazines Shiho reads at practice!

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
What does? The stalking bit, or the idea of girlfriends in general?

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
The stalking! I know people have girlfriends.

[identity profile] 8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'm guessing I don't know her, but just so I know - what's her name?

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
And how was I supposed to know that?

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Because, usually, people have common sense!

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Here? Not really.

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
It can't be that bad.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You obviously haven't been here for very long. Just wait, in a few months you'll have near-strangers claiming to be romantically involved with you, too.

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
What!? No way! That's impossible!

[identity profile] hotpinkaura.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I could have sworn you said something.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
It really isn't.

[identity profile] cannotbelieve.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe this...
oceanicbutterfly: (unsure)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2009-01-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
...I hope it doesn't come to that.

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