{FORWARD-DATED TO TOMORROW} strikes so visible

At least viruses like that don't take away time from our actual worlds. It'd be extremely difficult to explain to my court why I was missing for four days. And what's more, I have to find a good place to dispose of these idiotic pamphlets. Like I actually care about "HPV", whatever that is.

Actually, Mom, I have a ques--

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Lisa, I have a question for you.

After all these "family" viruses, I suppose it was only a matter of time a slip-up.