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[bentflame]

All right, fine.

To any of you that have ever challenged me to a fight and been turned down- I've decided to take you up on the offer. More specifically, I'll take the first offer that comes my way. I wouldn't suggest dawdling- I am a very important person, and something more pressing might come up at any moment.

Comments

I couldn't resist XD

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'll take the first offer that comes my way.

Tea?

XD I'm glad you didn't.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count.

yay <3

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Why? It's an offer.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not an offer to fight.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Oh. No I can't help you with that.

Unless you play fencing too.

[pandorabox]

Now we've gone from anger to denial to picking random fights.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not in denial, and I'm not picking fights.

[pandorabox]

To any of you that have ever challenged me to a fight and been turned down- I've decided to take you up on the offer.

Sounds like it to me.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Picking a fight is indirect. I am asking for a fight.

[pandorabox]

It's the same thing.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Are you accepting?

OOC: Oh, Trish is gonna kick her ass, isn't she?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! Hopefully you last longer than Larxene.

[ooc; Y-yeah, pretty much.]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hopefully you'll make for an interesting fight.

OOC: Okay. I don't know DMC canon or anything, but given the fact that she's not human and probably has more nifty powers than Azula... yeah. Azula can firebend/lightningbend, is very good at evading other people's blows, and could probably do a bit to use someone's strength against them, but I'm guessing that Trish can do a lot more?

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Don't start crying half way through.

[Lightning works in protagonist to Trish, so Azula might want to stick to firebending. Plus, Trish regenerates, but only with small cuts and burns. Along with that, Trish has super human strength and speed. She won't come armed to any fight, which is a good thing! Its just that if Azula keeps landing blows, demons go into a devil trigger mode where they heal faster and then get faster and stronger]

[oceanicbutterfly]

If you were that anxious to fight someone, you should have asked last night.

[Karen thinks this is locked, but as we all know, locks on Azula's journal have a way of not working. Time to say things that sound a lot different if you don't know what really happened!]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I didn't feel like fighting last night.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I know well what you felt like doing last night.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Being left alone, you mean? Then why did you refuse to stop making a nuisance of yourself?

[dramadramadorf.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, nothing has happened?

Perhaps I can quell your desire for battle.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

You're too late. The offer has already been taken by someone else.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

First offer? A candlit dinner, perhaps?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're the third offer- and even if you had been the first, it was for fighting only.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Alright then, but who gets to choose the battleground?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I told you, you're the third. The offer only extends to the first taker. You're out of luck.