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[bentflame]

All right, fine.

To any of you that have ever challenged me to a fight and been turned down- I've decided to take you up on the offer. More specifically, I'll take the first offer that comes my way. I wouldn't suggest dawdling- I am a very important person, and something more pressing might come up at any moment.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're a fool.

... It better have been.

[oceanicbutterfly]

You're the fool if you think such weak lies are fooling anyone who knows anything about either of you.

Why are you saying that to me? You're the one who would have done something else surprising.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If you knew anything about me, the fact that I manipulate and lie to everybody should have taken precedence over your naive ideas about "love".

... I most certainly wouldn't have.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm the last person you should expect to believe that.

Am I supposed to surprise myself? You did all the surprising things. I definitely never expected you to pull me down onto the bed.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fool.

That was an accident, you idiot.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...

That doesn't matter. The result was the same.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The motive certainly makes all the difference.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Not if it works out the same either way.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why are you so focused on this?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Why are you?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're the one who brought it up. I'm simply correcting your idiotic idea that I did that on purpose.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I don't have any idea like that!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Good.