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[bentflame]

... So. Are there any sane people left to talk with? At this point it's likely that I'll accept anyone.

{FAILED LOCK}

I'm just testing to see if this place only leaves sensitive material unlocked, or if it's indiscriminate in its ineptness.

{/FAILED LOCK}

{FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Seeing as Sylar appears to be affected too (though of course it could just be a clever ruse), I'm planning on remaining in Paris for the time being. When you come to your senses you may return to the hotel room- I'll probably still be there.

{/FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Comments

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Hey baby, you can talk to me. I'm sane!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fine. But you are not to call me "baby' again.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Then what should I call you, pretty lady?

I'm Captain Hammer, by the way. Superhero.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. Don't attempt to flirt with me.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's quite a title, Princess.

Who's flirting? I was just wondering if you'd like to know why they call me Captain Hammer.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

Oh, you aren't? Very good. And I assume you're called 'Captain' because that's what you are. Is it a military rank, or are you some other type of captain?

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Ah... no, no, I'm not military. I'm a superhero! I'm Captain Hammer because I hit like a hammer, and I fight evil and all that stuff.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Right.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

So you sure you don't want to see my hammer?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Your hammer? Is this some sort of weapon you use?

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Oh no, my hammer is not my fists.

...get it?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

People fight with things other than their fists, you know.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well I fight with my fists!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If your hammer is something that I might find useful, there is a possibility that I would be interested in seeing it. Describe it to me.

OOC: Her brain always automatically thinks "war" before "sex". :]

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well, it's about ten inches long.

And hard.

[I'm loling like you would not believe]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

One would think a hammer would be hard, if it's to be at all effective. Still, it doesn't sound as if it has much destructive power.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well, my fists have a lot of destructive power.

But the hammer isn't really a weapon. Exactly.

1/3

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Then what do you-

2/3

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

Well, well, if it isn't Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool.

I'd have expected you to claim it was a foot and a half or more. I'm shocked and almost impressed by your honesty.

Then again, maybe this IS the exaggeration. Actually, that's almost certain. Unless nature is trying to compensate you for your appalling lack of intellect, I suppose.

Pay no attention to the lout, madam.

1/2

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Yeah...yeah well...

2/2

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Shut up!

Re: 2/2

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

Oh my. What witty repartee. However shall I come up with an appropriate response?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's Princess- and I'm certainly not paying him any mind.