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[bentflame]

... So. Are there any sane people left to talk with? At this point it's likely that I'll accept anyone.

{FAILED LOCK}

I'm just testing to see if this place only leaves sensitive material unlocked, or if it's indiscriminate in its ineptness.

{/FAILED LOCK}

{FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Seeing as Sylar appears to be affected too (though of course it could just be a clever ruse), I'm planning on remaining in Paris for the time being. When you come to your senses you may return to the hotel room- I'll probably still be there.

{/FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Comments

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon, your highness. I'm glad to hear his neandarthalish idea of social graces hasn't disturbed you. Obviously you're far above his level.

By chance is your nation in need of an evil scientist? It would be so nice to work in a country that doesn't think Captain Tool over there is the epitome of manliness and All Things Good.

Well, actually he probably is the epitome of All Things Good, since I've yet to see much intelligence from the lot of them. *ahem* But I digress.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Of course I am.

... No.

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

Ah, a pity. Well, if the situation ever changes, I hope you'll consider me. I've got a long list of credentials, including a letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor. I believe my application to the Evil League of Evil is very strong this year. I'm sure I'd be a credit to your country.

I'd even promise to leave your nation for last when I finally achieve world conquest.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I certainly doubt that it ever will.

Oh, really. How charitable of you.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Stop sucking up to her. She's only 15, and she's way out of your league.

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

Unlike you, Captain Hammer, sex is not the only - nor even the primary - thing on my mind.

Shame on you for hitting on a minor. That's not very League of Good of you, is it now?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Actually, the age of consent on my world is fourteen.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

I didn't know she was underage. Dork.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And yet when I told you my age you persisted.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well, not really, jeez. It's not illegal to flirt with a fifteen-year-old, only to do stuff.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

None of what you did was illegal on my world. It was still incredibly improper.

[tiedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you're making distinctions too refined for him, your highness.

Stick to words of two syllables or less and you'll have more luck.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Tsk.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what's improper. What's improper is an evil 'genius' trying to take over the world! You'd be better to stay away from his sort, princess. Who knows what depths he might sink to next.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Don't try to give me advice. Besides, I'm already taking over my own world- therefore, I hardly consider such militaristic ambitions improper.