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[bentflame]

... So. Are there any sane people left to talk with? At this point it's likely that I'll accept anyone.

{FAILED LOCK}

I'm just testing to see if this place only leaves sensitive material unlocked, or if it's indiscriminate in its ineptness.

{/FAILED LOCK}

{FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Seeing as Sylar appears to be affected too (though of course it could just be a clever ruse), I'm planning on remaining in Paris for the time being. When you come to your senses you may return to the hotel room- I'll probably still be there.

{/FAILED LOCK TO TY LEE}

Comments

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Hey baby, you can talk to me. I'm sane!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fine. But you are not to call me "baby' again.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Then what should I call you, pretty lady?

I'm Captain Hammer, by the way. Superhero.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. Don't attempt to flirt with me.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's quite a title, Princess.

Who's flirting? I was just wondering if you'd like to know why they call me Captain Hammer.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

Oh, you aren't? Very good. And I assume you're called 'Captain' because that's what you are. Is it a military rank, or are you some other type of captain?

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Ah... no, no, I'm not military. I'm a superhero! I'm Captain Hammer because I hit like a hammer, and I fight evil and all that stuff.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Right.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

So you sure you don't want to see my hammer?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Your hammer? Is this some sort of weapon you use?

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Oh no, my hammer is not my fists.

...get it?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

People fight with things other than their fists, you know.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well I fight with my fists!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If your hammer is something that I might find useful, there is a possibility that I would be interested in seeing it. Describe it to me.

OOC: Her brain always automatically thinks "war" before "sex". :]

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well, it's about ten inches long.

And hard.

[I'm loling like you would not believe]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

One would think a hammer would be hard, if it's to be at all effective. Still, it doesn't sound as if it has much destructive power.

[tiedbyfate.livejournal.com]

Well, my fists have a lot of destructive power.

But the hammer isn't really a weapon. Exactly.

1/3

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Then what do you-

2/3

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Locks no fail on just important stuff.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Tsk. I suppose that means that its not being done on purpose, then.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

It mean you, squishy brat, suck at locks.

((ooc: As if he should talk.))

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I means that this journal ignores my attempts to lock things.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight.