{LOCKED FROM RUFUS}

[bentflame]

... Well. That canon unveiling was certainly interesting. I have some doubts about the idea of such a device's effectivity as a weapon, but on the whole, it is at least considerable.
Other than that... hm. I allowed a near-stranger to buy me ice cream as I pretended to be... enchanted by him, but it was all for a higher purpose- one that didn't end up working out, but that's another story for another time.

In unrelated news, someone has brought to my attention the existence of yet another information storehouse- this one apparently reserved for fictional writings about people from my world. The authors appear to write under pseudonyms- probably because they realize that, considering the nature of most of these works, they will be severely punished when caught.

All I'm going to say on the matter is that some people have very bizarre ideas of what I do with my free time.

Comments

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

So, you discovered fanfiction, uh, princess Azula? it was a bit scary when I discover about it, some authors are just totally out of their minds.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

This is not my first encounter with the phenomenon- Ty Lee discovered a more, ah... specific storehouse of it a while ago.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

An specific storehouse?

I told the Black Mage to burn it all, though.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

On a more specific subject, I mean.

Apparently it isn't so easily destroyed.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, it was about sex? You can't believe the things I found about KID and I.


Tsh, I will have to hack it myself.

[pandorabox]

What?!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hm? Are you familiar with this "KID"?

[pandorabox]

Y-yeah. Kid's a phantom thief in my world. Mr. Blond and British here wants to catch him and throw him in jail.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you don't want to know, and I want to forget about it...

My clock is not for that things, by the way.

[pandorabox]

What the hell?! I'm sorry I asked!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You should be really sorry! You told me about it on the first place!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

So am I. Stop discussing this sort of thing here.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I said that I'm not giving details.

I don't even know who "KID" is.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I don't want them.

A thief form my world, and a pain in the ass.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Good.

Yes, so I was just told.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Forget about him, he don't worth your time, princess Azula.

[pandorabox]

I'd say a cannon that can decimate an entire moutnain is a pretty effective weapon.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course it's effective in theory- I just have my doubts about how useful it would be in our war.

[pandorabox]

I don't the details of your war, so I can't comment.

But if you had a really big enemy you wanted to obliterate, I'd say that canon could do the job!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I realize that.

[pandorabox]

Hey hey, I'm just saying!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And I'm saying that such obvious things don't really need to be pointed out.

[pandorabox]

Some people need the obvious pointed out.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And I don't know where you would get the idea that I was one of those people.