{VIDEO POST; FAILED LOCK FROM THE JOKER}

[bentflame]

[She's lounging on the couch at Cuddy's house, looking pissy and maybe vaguely unsettled-- she's just musing to herself, really, but letting it record because she wants to brag about how awesome the Fire Nation is]

Gotham was a waste of time. I don't even know if he had a purpose in wanting me to come, but whatever it was, he didn't accomplish it.

[Shifting a little, fully facing the camera now]

It's ridiculous how many worlds let their criminals run free. The Fire Nation has relatively little crime, because insane people are institutionalized and other offenders are either locked up or executed. It's ironic how many people here are so quick to denounce us for our worthy and justified war, while saying nothing about other worlds' lazy law enforcement and idle governments.

[This next part is muttered under her breath]

If he does anything like that I suppose I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.

OOC: Reference (which is NSFW, and contains descriptions of child torture), particularly the thread where Crane is threatening to mail nasty stuff to Cuddy. Azula doesn't really care much about the kid or anyone else in that entry, of course. 8(

Comments

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It's not always that the law and government are lazy. The criminals are just smarter.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Then it's still a shameful government.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Or a stupid one.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's the same thing.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Your government must be lazy, too, or you'd be institutionalized.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with me or my government.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Every system has its flaws. Your system's must be you.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Our system doesn't have flaws. I don't have flaws.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Every system is flawed. And so is every person. You're not really helping your case here.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Your argument was baseless to begin with.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

My argument is based in reality.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's not reality that I'm insane.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It's reality that everyone is flawed. Come on, I love myself more than anyone and even I know that I have flaws. If you're not willing to accept that you do, you're just proving me right about those denial issues we talked about.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not "not willing" to accept something that I have. I'm denying having something that I don't.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You are adorable, you know that?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wish you were a puppy again, so I could take you home with me and not have to hear you speak.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If I were a puppy again I'd stay far away from you anyway.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I'd give you a big backyard and lots of kibble.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're an idiot.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Why?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because you're acting like one.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You just have no appreciation for my sense on humor. But one day, I'm going to break through to you.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No you won't; there's nothing to break through.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You're fascinating. I'm going to figure out what makes you tick.