{FAILED LOCK; FORWARD-DATED TO AFTER THE BEACH PARTY ENDS} ... I don't even know

[bentflame]

Small chests are better than large chests.

Comments

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

They really don't. And I told you, if I did bind them, I wouldn't be able to move.

Then they're perverts, and they deserve to be slapped.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And that's an exaggeration.

Or you're just dressed like a prostitute.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You should dress appropriately.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

At least I have something to work with!

... she's taking "work with" in a whole different way than it's intended, btw

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You think that's an insult? You're disgusting and crude.

... lol. Oh Azula

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

I don't see how any man could like you, with how flat your chest is!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Right, because romance is definitely high on my list of priorities.

And I do not have a flat chest.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

Oh, are those the words of a poor woman who was scorned by the man she loves?

Yes you do. There is absolutely nothing there.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't love.

You can't tell over the internet, idiot.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I sense a lot of bitterness there!

I can tell in your icons!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Invented bitterness.

No you can't.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that jealousy I sense too?

Yes I can.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're an idiot.

You really can't.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

I'm sure some poor, ugly sap in the world thinks you're pretty, only because he can't find someone better.

Yes I can, and trust me, you have a flat chest.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested in romance, I know I'm pretty, and I do not have a flat chest. End of story.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to compensate for your insecurities with false confidence? How terrible!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am incredibly confident, and not just about my looks. Trust me.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

You poor soul.

OOC BLAME STYX IM BEING A DICK TONIGHT

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

... Burn.

Re: OOC XDD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

OH SHE KNOWS.

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[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this is amazing.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WHEN HOMICIDAL RAGES ARE INCITED, SIMON?

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[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH SURE--NOT

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

8) 8) 8)