{FAILED LOCK; FORWARD-DATED TO AFTER THE BEACH PARTY ENDS} ... I don't even know

[bentflame]

Small chests are better than large chests.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm good-looking.

[pandorabox]

Eh, sorta. You're kinda manly.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am not manly.

[pandorabox]

Yes you are. Your shoulders are too wide.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's because I have muscle. And before you say anything, yes, girls can have muscle.

[pandorabox]

'Course girls can have muscle. But you're shoulders are still too wide, even for a girl with muscle!

Plus you don't really have any hips.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No they aren't, and yes I do. Stop being ridiculous.

[pandorabox]

No you don't.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I really do.

[pandorabox]

No you don't.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I know better than you.

[pandorabox]

I wouldn't say that.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

We're talking about me.

[pandorabox]

And we're talking about my sense of perception when it comes to girls!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not just any girl.

[pandorabox]

Doesn't mean my sense of perception is off in any way, shape or form.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It means that I know more about me, end of story.

[pandorabox]

You're conceited, though.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I have a good sense of self-worth.

[pandorabox]

Conceited.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[pandorabox]

Yes.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Go away.

[pandorabox]

You just can't take criticism, can you?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It's not criticism, it's idiocy.