{ACCIDENTAL VIDEO POST}

[bentflame]

[Azula is lounging on a settee in her bedroom, wearing only her robe and a pair of slippers. She's examining what appears to be a diagram of a handgun while idly fingering a gold necklace that she's wearing.

After a moment, she pauses, frowning. The frown deepens as she flips the paper over, and deepens further still as she suddenly gets up and stalks over to her desk (tucking the necklace underneath her robe as she does so), where she grabs a blank sheet of paper and begins to write.]

Comments

[pandorabox]

I wasn't gaping, I was merely admiring the view. Not my fault you're too stupid to realize you were recording.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The thing turned itself on. I had nothing to do with it.

... And "admiring the view" is even worse.

[pandorabox]

How does recording equipment turn itself on, exactly?

Hah. It's okay, you'll be happy to know I don't find you nearly as attractive as I find Aoko or Karen.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to know? These devices do all kinds of strange things.

I'm attractive; I'm not denying that. I'm simply saying that I don't enjoy being ogled.

[pandorabox]

They don't turn on by themselves, Azu-baka.

You're somewhat attractive. And I wasn't ogling.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

How do you know? The device your using is different from mine; as you've said before, the locks on yours generally function well whereas mine only work on occasion.

I'm very attractive, and you were.

[pandorabox]

They don't, unless you've got a tiny little AI in your computer that enjoys messing with you. And your locks don't work because you don't know how to lock properly.

Aoko's prettier than you by a landslide, Azu-baka.

!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting the fact that these devices allow us to connect with people from different worlds. Considering that, is spontaneously recording things really that far out of the realm of possibility?
My locks don't work properly because the machine I'm using doesn't allow them to. I've had other people examine it. They've confirmed this.

You're biased.

>)

[pandorabox]

You know, I seem to remember you complaining about spontaneous recordings picking up on inappropriate things and posting them to the community a while ago.

Your locks don't work because you don't know how to make them work.

So are you.

Re: >)

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's because I suspect that those people did it for the attention.

No one can make them work on this thing.

But I'm right.

[pandorabox]

Oh! So you did this for attention! I see.

Bet I could.

No, you're not.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, I'm saying that I suspect the other people did. I certainly didn't.

You couldn't.

I am.

[pandorabox]

Well that isn't fair, is it? Saying they did it for attention and then claiming you didn't.

I could!

And you aren't.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Did you see who was making that sort of post? Akako, Tyki, Rufus... all blatant attention-seekers.

Shut up.

[pandorabox]

Hakuba isn't an attention seeker.

Make me~!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

His girlfriend, on the other hand, used to throw herself on ever man that she came into contact with.

[pandorabox]

She still does. Kinda.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Tsk. Remind me again why she and Ty Lee don't get along. You're only proving my point.

[pandorabox]

Because they both throw themselves at every boy they meet. I still say you did this for attention. I'm sorry we're not paying attention to you anymore, Azu-baka! I can start stalking you obsessively over the internet if that makes you feel better!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Precisely. You'd think it'd be something they'd... I don't know, "bond" over. Trust me- the less attention I receive from you all, the better.

[pandorabox]

It incites competition, not bonding. It's a girl thing, I guess. I don't get it. So that's a yes to my offer? I'll start polishing my stalker equipment.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm a girl and I don't get it. You're an idiot. There's really nothing more to say at this point.

[pandorabox]

You're a lesbian, you don't count. No need to be so cranky, Azu-baka!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not. I'm not cranky, I'm mildly irritated.

[pandorabox]

You are. Only mildly? Must be losing my touch.