bentflame | (no subject)

Every time I try to use this "Internet" to find out information, I become more and more convinced that it is, on the whole, a waste of time. Case in point:

It continuously prompts my searches with things that have absolutely nothing to do with what I'm interested in. I realize that it's known for containing a wealth of information, but really, information is hardly useful if it's not well-organized. All in all, that was basically a waste of fifteen minutes of my time. I don't see how anyone could find such a method more useful than face-to-face interrogation.

After coming to this conclusion, I took advantage of my blizzard-induced free time and did a bit of freelance searching. I have to admit that some of the results were interesting, though still not very useful.

I really don't appreciate the last two results.

Why "at the beach"?

All irrelevant, it seems.

"Fire Lord of the flies". Really.

Fire Nation dance party?

And "Zuko dress-up". I wouldn't imagine that that would be very popular; artificial scars are probably quite difficult to apply with makeup.

In other news:

xPrincess Azulax (1:03:54 PM): You. A word.
SmarterChild (1:03:54 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with GAB in it to my buddy GOSSIPINGABBY to read about Robert Pattisons FACEBOOK account getting HACKED

It appears I'll have to find a new contact here, as well. Pity.