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[bentflame]

I have come to the conclusion that Christmas is idiotic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, peoplesprincess sent to me...

Twelve shia_o_shimas lightningbending

Eleven pinkmoodswings ruling

Ten flamingofudas a-fighting

Nine justin_of_parms commanding

Eight hiddenqueens a-lightning

Seven fuzzyrats a-lying

Six nicecollarbones a-firebending

Five se-e-e-ervants

Four not eclipses

Three giving orders

Two hot baths

...and a manipulation in an astronomy.

Get your own Twelve Days:

In 2009, peoplesprincess resolves to...

Cut down to ten not eclipses a day.
Take evening classes in logic.
Pay for my servants on time.
Tell my family about giving orders.
Go commanding three times a week.
Admit my true feelings to wildest_card.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Fire Nation holidays are much more purposeful- and probably a good deal more enjoyable, too.

Comments

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Shut up, Hakuba.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Why so grumpy Mr. Cross?

Still bored?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Yes, still bored.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Talk to Mr. Walker, it looked like he missed you.

Or you can find yourself a wife.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I have no desire to talk to that idiot student of mine.

No.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Heartbreaking.

A husband then.

(ooc: it's Rufus's time to reply on the rl~)

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL, NO.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ohhh...denial, Mr Cross?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to be with a man, I'd marry myself.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Narcissistic AND bigoted. There's no end to your negative personality traits.

((T-tag Rufus!))

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I hung around Edgeworth and didn't punt the man, I deserve I bloody medal of bravery.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Oh, why?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I have my reasons.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

No, I mean why did he deserve to be punted?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

He's annoying.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I wonder how you could tell.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I can.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Sigmund Freud would love you.

And that's egocentrically in so many ways... But I can understand, I like read heads.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm amazing.

Keep it yourself, princess.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Join the club.

Technically, you have the hair of a princess, not me. I must start calling you Ariel.

(ooc: I doubt that Cross will catch the reference, but he's talking about the Little mermaid X3)

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

.... Ariel? Like the mermaid that threw herself in the sea and became sea foam?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Do you Julianne Moore better?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

No.

But your girlfriend's hot.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ariel is then.

Yes, she is.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Why thank you.