bentflame ([personal profile] bentflame) wrote2008-12-13 04:46 pm

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I have come to the conclusion that Christmas is idiotic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, peoplesprincess sent to me...
Twelve shia_o_shimas lightningbending
Eleven pinkmoodswings ruling
Ten flamingofudas a-fighting
Nine justin_of_parms commanding
Eight hiddenqueens a-lightning
Seven fuzzyrats a-lying
Six nicecollarbones a-firebending
Five se-e-e-ervants
Four not eclipses
Three giving orders
Two hot baths
...and a manipulation in an astronomy.
Get your own Twelve Days:


In 2009, peoplesprincess resolves to...
Cut down to ten not eclipses a day.
Take evening classes in logic.
Pay for my servants on time.
Tell my family about giving orders.
Go commanding three times a week.
Admit my true feelings to wildest_card.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


Fire Nation holidays are much more purposeful- and probably a good deal more enjoyable, too.

[identity profile] eboshimustdie.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Though, I agree with you. Christmas sounds like a waste.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite a waste. From what I've heard, the things that the holiday "celebrates" can be done on any day.

[identity profile] eboshimustdie.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You humans create the damnest things.

[identity profile] eboshimustdie.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the same as the next human.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually am not, though I suppose I can't expect someone like you to recognize that fact.