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[bentflame]

I have come to the conclusion that Christmas is idiotic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, peoplesprincess sent to me...

Twelve shia_o_shimas lightningbending

Eleven pinkmoodswings ruling

Ten flamingofudas a-fighting

Nine justin_of_parms commanding

Eight hiddenqueens a-lightning

Seven fuzzyrats a-lying

Six nicecollarbones a-firebending

Five se-e-e-ervants

Four not eclipses

Three giving orders

Two hot baths

...and a manipulation in an astronomy.

Get your own Twelve Days:

In 2009, peoplesprincess resolves to...

Cut down to ten not eclipses a day.
Take evening classes in logic.
Pay for my servants on time.
Tell my family about giving orders.
Go commanding three times a week.
Admit my true feelings to wildest_card.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Fire Nation holidays are much more purposeful- and probably a good deal more enjoyable, too.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Is this a common point of contention on worlds with the religion?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I'm not a fan of Christianity, partly because the disciples of God and his son (Jesus) have done quite a lot to piss me off lately. Like nearly getting me killed. I certainly have no interest in celebrating the wonderful things he did in his life in the name of his murderous father.

It's a sore point today. Rather like the large sword wound in my chest.

However, I do intend to celebrate Christmas in an entirely secular fashion, this year. I've discovered that in modern times it has lost much of its religious connotations and that pleases me greatly. I intend to indulge in the rampant commercialism destroying the fabric of society.

As such, look for a rather large box to be delivered to your palace in a week or so.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I see.

Mysterious, unmarked packages are disposed of.

[anon]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

He hates Christmas because the Duke of Millennium looks like a fat, stale fruitcake.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to mean something to me?

[anon]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

He hates Christmas because he hates the Fire Nation? Does that sound relevant your Highness?

Re: [anon]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That isn't what you said.

Re: [anon]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Well now it is. Roll with it Azzie.

Re: [anon]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Do you have a point?

Re: [anon]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Shut up, yeah I do.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I don't hate Christmas.

Fuck off Cross. You think you're fooling people?

[anon]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

We killed Cross ages ago.

[Locked]

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Firstly, I never believed you were dead for a moment - I'm not that lucky, and there's no way that you'd kill yourself. It's idiotic to believe that you would for a great number of reasons.

Secondly, let's say for the sake of argument that I am an idiot and believe what you just said. If that's the case, then who are you, and why are you posting anonymously? You're definitely not Allen, Klaud, or Kanda, and they're the only Exorcists on the community as far as I know.

And I do pay attention.

UNLOCKS

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

So what if I'm alive? Death is boring, idiot and with you around, I figure I better hang around a while before Fatso realizes that I am alive.

Fine, unlocked then, see if he cares ^_~

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I just don't like it when people lie to me in obvious ways.

Hang around all you like.

I'm not even on our world. Funny thing, there are all of these people who seem to like me and want to keep me safe. Amazing, isn't it? It must have sucked the way that you died and no one really cared.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but did you point out to them that every Akuma destroyed is a soul destroyed?

1/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

 

2/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

heh. I love to be right.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

You're a very silly girl, Princess.

It won't be unmarked. It'll say "To: Princess Azula, From: Tyki Mikk"

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It'll be examined. I wouldn't suggest trying anything.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Examining it is the whole point. It's called "unwrapping".

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Examined for dangers, I mean.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

I know that's what you meant.

But you won't find any dangers. Unless you're allergic to flannel, I guess.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Flannel? Just what do you think you're going to give me?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

But if I tell you, it'll spoil the surprise.