{FAILED LOCK; FORWARD-DATED TO AFTER THE BEACH PARTY ENDS} ... I don't even know

[bentflame]

Small chests are better than large chests.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Look it up. It's not the technical term.

One of the only things he actually knows about is anatomy

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Actually if you mean breasts you're wrong-the chest is the entire thing from neck to belly. So you might be talking about big ribs or a wide torso or anything. If you want to talk about breasts, say breasts! Or boobs for preference.

XD I'm sure

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

"Chest" is a polite euphemism.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Pppppfht. Why don't you just say what you mean?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because it's more polite.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

If you're polite about this, why aren't you polite about everything else?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I am polite.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

You think calling people idiots is polite?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to be called an idiot, then don't act like one.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

I told you, I don't know how!

Besides I am an idiot

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

It doesn't mean you have to be so mean about it! I could call you all sorts of things that you ARE but I shouldn't SAY you are.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Well, you're RUDE. And you're CRUEL. And you're a SNOB. And you're DISHONEST. And you're a SWAN NECK.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Wrong, right, sometimes right, sometimes right, and wrong.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Right, right, right, right and VERY RIGHT SWAN-CHAN SQUAK SQUAK. Don't you point your BEADY EYES at me, SWAN NECK BEADY EYES FLAT CHEST RUDE CRUEL SNOB LIAR SWAN-CHAN!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't have a flat chest.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

But the rest is true?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, I was just picking that one out because you had never brought it up before.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE YOU ADMITED YOU'RE A SWAN NECK BEADY EYES RUDE CRUEL SNOB LIAR SWAN-CHAN! HAWH-HAWH!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Stop using all capitals.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

...Okay?
You're a swan neck beady eyes rude cruel snob liar swan-chan.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Still no.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

You've already said you're a liar, it's a yes.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I lie sometimes. Everybody does.