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Incineration would be difficult, but I have no doubt that I'd be able to do it if I tried. Normally it just stops the heart.

Ah, an excellent method for murder. The sounds a person makes when their heart has ceased to beat but they retain consciousness is exquisite. Especially when they make vain attempts to restart it.

It's not murder, it's politics.

Oh, politics. I prefer to keep my hands clean of such morally repugnant businesss.

Gracious, all this talk of killing has gotten me quite excited. I feel I may have to kill someone today. Care to suggest a method? It'll be in your honour after all.

Figure one out for yourself.

That's fair enough. Maybe I'll use electricity, although that would be quite unoriginal. Normally when I'm this excited I kill who ever is responsible, but sadly you're out of my reach for now. Perhaps later.

I don't think so.

That's a shame. It means you won't be prepared and I do enjoy the struggle. Then again, you're certainly interesting enough to be put a step higher than most fodder. Maybe I'd only kill you if we were face to face when you got me excited.

I'm always prepared. You're just not going to be able to kill me, end of story.

...Excuse me.

Much better! I just had to kill someone. When people say things like that, I just can't stop myself. Managed to slit his throat with a sheet of paper, but I don't think anyone in the room has noticed yet.

Right.

No need to be rude.

You did threaten to kill me.

I think you're misremembering. I simply told you my habits in regards to killing.

I'm not (http://peoplesprincess.livejournal.com/90920.html?thread=8012328).

Did you take that as a threat? I apologise. I merely meant to convey that you had aroused my desire for murder, and that usually that would make you the target of that desire. It's quite fortunate for both of us that you aren't in my arms reach.

Quite fortunate for you, perhaps. I don't deal with assassination attempts lightly.

You're really not worried at all are you? I bet that even if you knew who I was, you'd not even be the slighest bit scared of me. I'd as far to say that if you felt it'd benefit you, you'd not be even slightly worried about letting me near.

Exactly.

[What you can't tell is that Kuroro has spent the last fourty seconds just laughing.]
It's decided then.

You're exactly the type of person I like. If I had any openings for friends, I'd offer, but as it is, I'm just going to have to control myself.

I'm not interested in friendship anyway.

A lot of my friends said that at first too. Some of them still say it.

Then they're in denial. I'm not.

'I'm not in denial' is rarely a believable statement, for obvious reasons.

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