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That sounds incredibly messy.

Decapitation can be quite clean if one is fast enough. There's a trick to it- if you strike at just the right spot the bleeding stops within two heartbeats.

Mutilation is, by definition, rather messy but that can be fun.

I prefer lightning, when I'm doing the actual killing myself. It's quick and clean.

Yes, death by electrical shock is a good choice. One must get the current high enough though, or the target will simply be left twitching. Although that makes them a fun toy in itself.

Of course, you say lightning-isn't that a rather loud choice? It could easily draw attention to you.

Lightning isn't loud. You're thinking of thunder.

Thunder is a direct result of lightning. But if you have a method of generating lightning without creating thunder with it, then you have a very powerful weapon at your disposal. Defence against electrical attack is very difficult.

I know.

It is however, not impossible. I've dealt with such attacks more than once. Does your method contain enough power to incinerate the target or is its main purpose to disrupt the human body?

Incineration would be difficult, but I have no doubt that I'd be able to do it if I tried. Normally it just stops the heart.

Ah, an excellent method for murder. The sounds a person makes when their heart has ceased to beat but they retain consciousness is exquisite. Especially when they make vain attempts to restart it.

It's not murder, it's politics.

Oh, politics. I prefer to keep my hands clean of such morally repugnant businesss.

Gracious, all this talk of killing has gotten me quite excited. I feel I may have to kill someone today. Care to suggest a method? It'll be in your honour after all.

Figure one out for yourself.

That's fair enough. Maybe I'll use electricity, although that would be quite unoriginal. Normally when I'm this excited I kill who ever is responsible, but sadly you're out of my reach for now. Perhaps later.

I don't think so.

That's a shame. It means you won't be prepared and I do enjoy the struggle. Then again, you're certainly interesting enough to be put a step higher than most fodder. Maybe I'd only kill you if we were face to face when you got me excited.

I'm always prepared. You're just not going to be able to kill me, end of story.

...Excuse me.

Much better! I just had to kill someone. When people say things like that, I just can't stop myself. Managed to slit his throat with a sheet of paper, but I don't think anyone in the room has noticed yet.

Right.

No need to be rude.

You did threaten to kill me.

I think you're misremembering. I simply told you my habits in regards to killing.

I'm not (http://peoplesprincess.livejournal.com/90920.html?thread=8012328).

Did you take that as a threat? I apologise. I merely meant to convey that you had aroused my desire for murder, and that usually that would make you the target of that desire. It's quite fortunate for both of us that you aren't in my arms reach.

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