{ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST}

[bentflame]

[The audio turns on with a clunk-- Azula dropped the communicator book by accident, and it started recording when it hit the ground]

Ugh...

[Her breathing is labored and unsteady, and she's slowly but steadily crawling across the ground-- she had been walking until vertigo and a massive headache made that impossible]

Just get away from me; I don't want you touching me, you disgusting little worm. Just LEAVE ME ALONE!

OOC: OKAY SO. Azula is SO over this virus, and she's literally dragging herself away from Elphaba, even though it's making her sick. This isn't helped by the fact that she's beginning to come down with a Fire Nation plague (no, seriously, Ozai's orchestrating her death; it's awesome). AND she's just in a pissy mood in general because she thinks Mai and Ty Lee are planning to completely isolate her or something. I torture my characters too much. DX Oh, and this is all done with permission from Lylith~

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't wake up]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Nods head, Ok. Is she's dead. This might be hard to explain. Shifts head back and forth. Bends down to check pulse. Ok, she's not dead. Kinda disppointed with that. What do we do with the body? Eyes Elphaba]

Mind if I just leave her there?

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

she's better that way, trust me. And how do you know that I did that to the windows? Shes the psycho princess, it coudl have been her.

[She's still holding Azula's arm] Can you help me a bit here? I want to leaver her on the bed, preferable tied up, so she stop being a problem when she wakes up.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Can't fight that]

Because. [Said cutely and a slight touch on the nose]

I know you.
Sure thing sure thing.

[Starts to lift up by the shoulders]

How 'bout the flag pole?.. Oh wait. We don't have one. How 'bout one of the chairs instead?

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

[She grins, you really know her too well]

Do you have and electric chair?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I do believe that's called murder.

Sides.. [Lifts Azula like a fire man would a person]

We're fresh out.

come on Jack , be her partner in crime~

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

I do believe that it's calling making the world a favor . More than one world, more exactly. [Still holding one of the princess's hands]

Thanks, Jackie.

Only if we can be jailbirds together ~

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Head nod] True. Maybe we can make it look like an accident.

Place her in the sleigh and push it and let nature take it's course.

[Chuckles. Places her on a metal chair in the kitchen]

Let me go find some rope. I'll be back.

You me both Babeee.

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

I wonder if someone will really care. [Holds the unconscious princess so she will not fell from the chair]

What about tinsel?

:)

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Actually... That's a thought but too short. Ribbon will work bestest.

[Walks out and in moments later with spools of ribbon]

<3 ...I think tha tit's time for her to wake up and growl at us XD

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

That would be a niiice touch. [Let's tie up Azzie with pretty ribbons]

... Now, are these ribbons especially strong or something? Because she's totes breaking them if not

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[She comes to groggily, groaning slightly]

Nah, just ribbons but a bunch of layers of them tied round and round

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Finishes winding all the ribbons around Azula, to the point where it's like she's package in them, adding a bow a top her head just cause. Backs away as she wakes up]

She's REALLY strong, though...

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[The first thing she does is jerk her hand away from Elphaba's]

It's fine she can break out

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

And Merry Christmas to you too.

[Eyerolls. Jesh.]

Works for me.

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

Maybe the bow was excessive Jack..is no not totally her color.

Pffft but actually she's really dizzy and weak so XD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Get away from me.

[She still sounds dazed]

Watch out for the ice!

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Finger on chin pondering]
Really? I thought it was fitting now.

[Staring at her. Something is missing. Oh, yes.]

[Bends down and blows ice on the floor around the chair Azula is on]

There. [Comes back up]

XDDD

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

[Elphaba crosses her arms, nto caring is she's feeling nauseated again] Interesting, Jack.

Re: XDDD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[Azula's head is spinning; she seriously hasn't even noticed the ice]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Hello, Miss Twisted Underpanties. How be we, today?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[She's probably about to faint]

... Ugh.

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

I think it's enough. [Elphaba puts a hand on her shoulder] Now, are we goign to start acting a bit more civil?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[Azula shakes off her hand]

Get off me.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[Jack watches the bit of cat fight, rather pleased]