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Rufus ShinRa- I trust that you've done the intelligent thing and moved out of the house that you were illegally occupying. In case you need assistance, a group of soldiers has been sent out to help you. Now, I'm sure that no unpleasantness will be necessary, but you should know that they have been told to use force if warranted.

In other, more general news- just what, exactly, is this? I really am at a loss.

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... who the hell thought it was funny to make a "Pretty Pony" out of you.

An idiot, clearly.

Who better to embody the hopes and dreams of little girls all over the world than you.

Actually, you'd be surprised. Many, many Fire Nation girls look up to me.

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear that.

I do quite a lot for my country. Why wouldn't children idolize me?

Your girls are so messed up.

Fire Nation citizens are driven, determined, and patriotic. I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise that you consider that messed up.

They also have no personality, nor a sense of fashion. Seriously, who gets cited for wearing a bikini on the beach.

Excuse me? Bikinis are quite popular. I own one myself.

Is that so?

It is.

I don't believe that you actually show skin.

[ooc; Trish's bikini was tiny. XD]

Why is that so hard to believe? The Fire Nation has a tropical climate.

You're too stuck up to wear a bikini. I peg you as a one suit type of person.

Too uncomfortable.

Well, that's smart.

Hm.

Look at you, having a civil conversation.

I am perfectly capable of polite conversation.

Not really.

Just because I don't normally waste my time on you doesn't meant that I never speak civilly to anyone.

There we go. I was beginning to think that you had hit your head.

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