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Now that this virus incident has been taken care of, it is imperative that we get back on task. The Avatar is here, and he will be found. In a place such as this, it must be both easy and difficult to hide him- easy because such an unusually populated community is an ideal place to blend in, and difficult because said large population will most likely make it very hard for him to go about entirely undetected. Therefore, we must assume that everybody knows something- and that if they refuse to admit it, they have something to hide.

xPrincess Azulax (3:20:01 PM): Where is the Avatar?
SmarterChild (3:20:03 PM): Hi xprincessazulax, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
SmarterChild (3:20:04 PM): This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
xPrincess Azulax (3:20:32 PM): No, you may not ask me any questions. I ask the questions here.
SmarterChild (3:20:33 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
xPrincess Azulax (3:20:41 PM): ... NO.
SmarterChild (3:20:41 PM): Which would you like to do:
1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
xPrincess Azulax (3:20:54 PM): 2
SmarterChild (3:20:54 PM): OK.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
xPrincess Azulax (3:21:23 PM): Oh, for goodness' sake. I'm fourteen years old, though I don't see how that is any of your business.
SmarterChild (3:21:23 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
xPrincess Azulax (3:21:30 PM): 2
SmarterChild (3:21:30 PM): Cool.
This is my home, xprincessazulax:
1 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. geography and a thesaurus
2 Have fun with trivia, ASCII art, word scrambles and more
3 Use tools like conversions, planner and notepad
4 Join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, take a poll and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What may I interest you in?
xPrincess Azulax (3:21:45 PM): You can tell me where the Avatar is.
SmarterChild (3:21:48 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xPrincess Azulax (3:22:22 PM): The Avatar is a young, bald-headed monk with several distinctive tattoos- including a rather noticeable blue arrow on his forehead.
SmarterChild (3:22:22 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xPrincess Azulax (3:22:29 PM): Have you seen him?
SmarterChild (3:22:29 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xPrincess Azulax (3:22:52 PM): Are you saying that you don't know, or that you refuse to answer?
SmarterChild (3:22:53 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xPrincess Azulax (3:25:17 PM): ... I have ways of making you talk.
SmarterChild (3:25:17 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
xPrincess Azulax (3:25:27 PM): So I see.
SmarterChild (3:25:27 PM): i c 2!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xPrincess Azulax (3:25:40 PM): What sorts of questions would those be?
SmarterChild (3:25:41 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xPrincess Azulax (3:25:56 PM): ... I have a feeling this effort is a futile endeavor.
SmarterChild (3:25:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
xPrincess Azulax (3:26:07 PM): I'm going to ask you one more time: have you seen the Avatar?
SmarterChild (3:26:08 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
xPrincess Azulax (3:27:10 PM): All right, that's it. I see I'm going to have to use more... forceful measures to entice you to talk.
What is your name? I will need to be able to find you again.
SmarterChild (3:27:11 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
xPrincess Azulax (3:27:22 PM): What. Is. Your. Name?
SmarterChild (3:27:23 PM): I'm SmarterChild.
>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do!
xPrincess Azulax (3:28:15 PM): Fine, then... SmarterChild. Rest assured, this won't be the last time you hear from Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. And believe me, if you don't start giving me some straight answers soon, you're going to wish you'd never been born.
SmarterChild (3:28:15 PM): Huh?
xPrincess Azulax (3:28:23 PM): Farewell.
SmarterChild (3:28:24 PM): Bye xprincessazulax, it was good chatting with you.
xPrincess Azulax (3:28:45 PM): ... Oh, for-
My name is Princess Azula. REMEMBER IT.
SmarterChild (3:28:46 PM): Would you like me to call you Remember?
xPrincess Azulax (3:28:53 PM): NO.
SmarterChild (3:28:53 PM): No? OK.
xPrincess Azulax (3:29:07 PM): You may refer to me as Princess Azula, and nothing else.
SmarterChild (3:29:07 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xPrincess Azulax (3:29:21 PM): I. Am. Princess. Azula.
SmarterChild (3:29:21 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
xPrincess Azulax (3:29:39 PM): I don't understand; do you have a mental impairment?
SmarterChild (3:29:39 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
xPrincess Azulax (3:29:51 PM): I'm going to take that as a yes.
SmarterChild (3:29:52 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
xPrincess Azulax (3:30:00 PM): You may call me Princess Azula.
SmarterChild (3:30:00 PM): I've never heard a name like that.
>>> I know the metric system! Ask me to convert 70 deg f into deg c.
xPrincess Azulax (3:30:23 PM): Oh, but you will.
SmarterChild (3:30:25 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Judging by this man's consistent avoidance of my questions, it is very likely that he is hiding something. Tabs must be kept on him at all times.

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Back to that are we now?

~~Obessive I do believe we are~~ [Not Hackable]

Did you expect anything else?

I have a job to do. I'm not here to socialize.

Suppose not.

Well, if you don't socialize you'll never find out anything.

You know what I mean. Socialization without purpose is pointless.

Yak yak yak.
You where so much more fun when you where 'Azzy'.
Ya know?

...

... No.

....yeah. Obviously, the person must be hiding something.

Avatar? Like Jordan?

... Are you being sarcastic?

No. I'm referring to the young boy with the arrow on his forehead.

Now why would I do that?

Don't know him, then.

Oh. Pity.

And you're looking for him because....?

He's standing in the way of my nation's glory.

This man you questioned sounds more like an bumbling idiot more than anything else, however, keeping an eye on him might be a good idea.

((Okay, I lol'd. Azula totally would question the chatbot about where Aang was. XD))

Oh, it's you.

If I recall correctly, we had a deal before this virus hit, did we not?

XD She's been Googling Aang, too; this will be revealed later.

You remember correctly, I was simply waiting to make sure that you had returned to your right state of mind.

I keep my promises. The deal will be carried out as planned.

I look forward to it.

Oh, come on.

I think it's a great name.

... You are doing this on purpose.

Maybe... Maybe not. [Chuckle]

^{(Seroiusly I dont even know. xD Muse just wants to bother someone that isn't Calvin? XD)}

I suggest that you decide soon, because your answer may just determine whether or not I let you live.

~~Will the effects of this virus never dissipate?~~

Bwahahaha, totally understand the feeling.

~~Someone's getting rather nippy aren't we?~~

♫ Azzy, Azzy, Azzy ~

Alright, I'm done. I'm cool. :D

[Clears Throat] Your Highness.

~~Give it a few weeks but then we'll probably get another one. [Eye Roll]~~

^{(^^ well the itch keeps him in trouble at the least so that's good :D)}

... I'm still not entirely convinced that I shouldn't kill you.

Of course, my mind might be more easily made up if you were to help me in some way...

OOC: ^_^

Oh, you won't want to do that now.

The world would be such a blue place. ~~Not to mention snowless~~ [Not Hackable]

What did you have in mind? Besides, you know, looking for the
Avatar. He's still not around.

I detest the cold.

Yes, the Avatar. You still don't know where he is? Pity.
And then, of course, there's... well, no, never mind. I've got that taken care of.

~~There now, let's see if he puts two and two together and goes running to the Avatar with that little bit of information.~~

{Strike-through absolutely not hackable}

Kinda figured. [Grunt]

Eh? Well, if you've taken care of it. Why are you even telling me? [Head Shake]

A slip of the tongue- I wasn't thinking when I spoke.

~~Take it to the Avatar- don't you want to let him know that something might be up?~~

{Strike-through: same deal}

Ah ha... [Raised Brow]

Say, what's a good name for a cat? Just out of curiosity...

^{(Azula has no idea she's kinda dealing with an ex villain LOLZ)}

... Excuse me?

OOC: Ahaha, neither did her mun... good to know. XD

What? Am I speaking a foreign language?

What's a good name for a cat? You do know what a cat is, right?

^{(XD, well he's been here about eight months and with two ninja tribes 'adopting' him, he's sort of went from being a villain to an anti hero. He still flips flops between the two and probably always will xD)}

I would question your motives, otherwise.

Of course I know what I cat is. I just can't believe that you would be stupid enough to assume that I care enough to generate names with you.

Though I suppose that shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

OOC: Ah, I see. Thanks for the backstory. ^_^

No, not a surpise at all. Suppose I'll just have to ask everyone else then ~

Suit yourself.

... Why do you want help thinking up cat names, anyway?

Because the names I have in mind.
None of you would understand...
Much less pronounce. [Eye Roll]

Well, expect one person.

^{(Old Norse names XD)}

Why do you care if others would be able to understand or pronounce the name?

I probably could. I'm very good with languages.

OOC: 'Thor' would be a sick name for a cat. Hey, it's Norse. XD

Can you speak 'Old Norse' now?

^{(LOLZ true)}

... I've never heard of it.

My point is, I'm sure that I wouldn't have any trouble with pronunciation, despite not speaking the language. And if I did attempt to learn it, I doubt it would take long.

No need to be nippy now.

... I'm not. I was simply stating the facts.

...You're so stupid :(

... Coming from you, that's probably a compliment.

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