I beg your pardon, your highness. I'm glad to hear his neandarthalish idea of social graces hasn't disturbed you. Obviously you're far above his level.

By chance is your nation in need of an evil scientist? It would be so nice to work in a country that doesn't think Captain Tool over there is the epitome of manliness and All Things Good.

Well, actually he probably is the epitome of All Things Good, since I've yet to see much intelligence from the lot of them. *ahem* But I digress.