bentflame ([personal profile] bentflame) wrote2008-12-13 04:46 pm

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I have come to the conclusion that Christmas is idiotic.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, peoplesprincess sent to me...
Twelve shia_o_shimas lightningbending
Eleven pinkmoodswings ruling
Ten flamingofudas a-fighting
Nine justin_of_parms commanding
Eight hiddenqueens a-lightning
Seven fuzzyrats a-lying
Six nicecollarbones a-firebending
Five se-e-e-ervants
Four not eclipses
Three giving orders
Two hot baths
...and a manipulation in an astronomy.
Get your own Twelve Days:


In 2009, peoplesprincess resolves to...
Cut down to ten not eclipses a day.
Take evening classes in logic.
Pay for my servants on time.
Tell my family about giving orders.
Go commanding three times a week.
Admit my true feelings to wildest_card.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


Fire Nation holidays are much more purposeful- and probably a good deal more enjoyable, too.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
People on Gaia take this event very seriously, Azula.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not call it pointless. Fire bender or not, the Planet does have this tendency to make people that insult it pay heavily.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're threatening me because I might call your little solstice holiday pointless.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I said the planet would. On Gaia, the planet is what connects us to each other, it has thoughts, feelings and emotion.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the most beautiful thing you will ever see.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes the beginning of winter, and the planet starts to rejuvenate itself. They used to say that you could see the Lifestream glow within every living thing on that day before Midgar was founded.

[identity profile] peoplesprincess.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate winter. Why should I find its beginning beautiful?